Some people think toilet sex is awesome, some of them are disgusted by it, and others, well, don't have an opinion on it. But, me? I have watched public toilet sex porn, but I am not a fan of it. I have, or should I say had, Tinder, for a long time. But, now I use it when I am traveling somewhere out of the city.
Last night I was feeling nostalgic, and I decided to reactivate it. And I am glad I did. A few years back, I was in college and living with my roommate on the other side of the city. So I used to have at least two dates in one week. I needed to get some steam out, and the gym wasn't working for me. So once I found out where are the best nachos, I decided to tell my Tinder date to wait for me there. After five bears and 3 rounds of nachos, I needed to use the bathroom. And, my dear date thought that that was a signal for him to follow me. He kept pampering my neck with kisses, and I told him I needed to use the restroom. He didn't get the message, but he decided to sound sexy, and he told me that I should pee on him and then let him lick my pussy.
The next morning, I got a message from my Tinder date where he wrote a lot of profanities and called my vagina a germ temple. I was flattered that he thought of my pussy as a temple, but more like a tight and juicy temple, and not germ. You see, we did not have public toilet sex porn. Our night ended up in me kicking him in the balls and going straight to my flat. Perhaps I would have had sex toilet videos if he did not mention his disgusting fetish.
You will not believe it, but there are polls for people to vote on where is the hottest place in the city to have toilet sex porn videos. Home Sweet Home is one of the hottest places in New York for public sex in the toilet. It is located on Upper East Side, and besides New York, there are some quite fancy places in Chicago and Los Angeles that people use for toilet sex. Well, this definitely shows us that people are still captivated in the mood for a toilet sex quickie. Who would say that nothing has changed in years? But, even when people do forget about sex in the restrooms, some factors won't let us forget that this was a thing. Kanye West or Ye once sang something about a bathroom stall, and we all remember the couple fucking in some live show because it was made for national television.
When I asked if my friend would even go for sex in the public bathroom, all of them said no? They would not even consider having sex in the toilet. But, I knew they were hiding something, so I kept pushing the subject.
And, it turned out to be a good idea because my friend Monica confessed she had sex in the bathroom. But, hers was not public. She hates bathroom sex, especially when her boyfriend tells her that he wants to fuck her in the shower. And, they had sex in the hotel bathroom because at least they knew it was clean. She would never go to a public restroom, and she is right. Who would want to have sex in a place that is dirty, filthy, and full of bacteria? Many people were there before you did their business, and even had sex. They are mostly out of toilet paper and soap, so even when you finish you do not have anything to clean yourself up. Imagine if accidentally stick your fingers in someone else's sperm on a touched used condom, and you don't have anything on you to wash your hands. I would literally run to my apartment and do external and internal disinfection.
One of my colleagues at work told me she has sex in the bathroom of a nightclub. She met a guy on the dance floor, and after fifteen minutes of dancing, they were heading for the bathrooms. They went into the lady's room because the man's lavatories are much dirtier. They were doing it for quite some time, and all that time they could hear women talking, doing drugs, drinking, and also having sex right next to their bathroom stall. One woman banged on their door and told them to hurry up, but they paid no attention to her. It was a fun experience, but she would not do it again because now she is twenty years older than she was when it happened. You are never too old for anything, so I think she just needs to go out again, and it will come naturally.
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